February 2010
12 posts
“Ugh, JWoww can rip my head off anyday.”
– Shubham
1 tag
how to be a boss
When you have a question during lecture, don’t ask the teacher and point to the board. Instead, whip out a laser pointer to indicate where on the board you have a question, like some guy from my math class did on Friday.
“What is going to change? M? M is the mass of the sun, it is hard to change that.”
– Olga Radko, solving Kepler’s Laws
Math 32A - 01.29.2010
“That’s not a very interesting life.”
– Olga Radko, re: rvsin(theta) = 0 when r=0, the planet stays on the sun
Math 32A - 01.29.2010
“And then came Newton, who discovered lots of things.”
– Olga Radko, Math 32A - 01.29.2010
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whyiloveperryreed Reason #7
Perry: It's just what I do.
Me: Break hearts?
Perry: [nods head]
whyiloveperryreed Reason #7: He admits he's a heartbreaker
January 2010
33 posts
“Let’s compare this to prehistoric days: when you’re hungry and you...”
– The Situation, Jersey Shore Reunion
“That’s yucky like your face.”
– Ronnie to The Situation, Jersey Shore Reunion
Me: You guys haven't gotten rid of your pizza box yet?
Jacob: It's because we're so lazy! Look at this! I haven't done laundry since the quarter started...it's week 4.
“Ohmygod. A bug. [smack] [smack] [smack]
There we go. All dead!”
– Antony
“Dumbest? I just finished this Sudoku.”
– Girl in D4 Lounge
“He’s so gay he makes me look like Chuck Norris.”
– Antony
“Prime Numbers” by the Two Man...
(my roommate doesn't swear)
Jocelyn: GAH WHAT TIME IS IT?
Me: Uhhh...11:52.
Jocelyn: MY ONLINE QUIZ IS DUE AT 12!
Me: Lols...
Jocelyn: Dangit!
Me: Dude, The History Channel is on Hulu?
Karen: Ohmigod really! I love The History Channel.
Me: Let's watch something!
Karen: Ohmigod do they have Cities of the Underground? I love that series.
Me: Yeahhhh! Which one should we watch?!
Karen: Ahaha ugh we're such nerds!
“Let me be very clear. If a Los Angeles police officer comes to your door and...”
– Shit’s getting scurry up in herrrrr…
http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/weather/01/21/california.storms/index.html
“Obviously things can get much more wild.”
– Olga Radko, re: changes of parameter
Lauren: Why are you walking so fast?
Me: Why are you walking so slow!
Lauren: Angela...you just gave blood!
notes passed in physics 1a
Me: My name is Angela. I possess a long tongue.
Antony: take a picture. go on 4chan. you will make friends.
Me: go on youtube and search "Angela's Tongue."
Antony: [pulls out Droid]
[lulz were had in class...who knew that video was still up? and had over 400 views?]
[MY DAY] / no one in LA is capable of dealing with...
There’s been some crazy weather in LA right now. APPARENTLY there was a tornado watch earlier today. (I think it’s been lifted in LA, but still in effect in the OC so stay safe down there!) I walked out of my physics lecture at noon, looked out the window, and said “Ugh, fuck this shit.” To which the guy next to me said, “Wow, it’s fucking pouring,” and...
drinking > weather
Lauren: So many statuses about the rain!
Me: Is mine about the rain?
Me: ...nope, mine is about my liver.
“(574): my professor just said “the power of the situation”
(216):...”
– Texts From Last Night
...college.
In the dining hall at brunch at 2 pm, I saw a girl wearing a shirt that said “It’s not easy being easy.”
…really?
“(269): I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news...”
– Texts From Last Night
“(613): I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn...”
– Texts From Last Night
“(812): i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below...”
– texts from last night
