I am home. My bedroom is no more. It’s been taken over by my brother. It’s also been converted into a guest room for my grandpa. My parents set up a foldaway bed in my little brother’s room for me.
THIS IS SOME FAGGY BULLSHIT.
What I’m Looking Forward To:
Also, it should be mentioned that I have no luggage. Oops.
“I’m there when he calls me
The trusted girl Friday alright
But what good does it do me
Alone on a Saturday night”
— “You Can Always Count on Me,” City of Angels
“(980): i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!” — texts from last night
“In a stunning debut, New Moon blew away expectations by raking in a huge $140.7M to easily win the weekend. Do teenage girls ever flock to good movies? (Incidentally — for those unfamiliar with the books — the next films will feature Bella nearly being fucked to death and Jacob falling in love with a baby. Seriously.)” — Box Office Review: American Teens Are Morons - LAist
“It’s worth keeping in mind that the planet we inhabit has always been fundamentally out of control, driven by fantastically complex, chaotic systems we scarcely understand. With or without our help, dear Mother earth is capable of producing circumstances highly inimical to human life. Pick whatever black swan you like - how about the next asteroid or avian superplague or that Yellowstone volcano? Climate change could end up being just a side note.” — “Rising Tide: Face It: Climate change is inevitable. Luckily we know how to adapt.” by Spencer Reiss, from Wired magazine, December 2009
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